“My SINGLE Girlfriend"

Its so amazing how people can be married yet single. Either in their Hearts or through their words and Actions. The state of being in a relationship for reasons of Social Status, or as a result of Peer pressure has become a popular trend.

It isn't an unknown fact , neither is it strange to know that many of us are in relationships, and yet single in our mind,Heart, body, soul and Perhaps spirit. Judging by number of stories and events readily available in our society today, one cannot be left confused about the state of 'relationships' in our today's society.

Is it the Numerous Cases of Couples, who barely after 6 months begin to see their Marriages as Mistakes? Or the Husband who after marriage begins his SEXUAL ESCAPADES with his numerous girlfriends or Ex's ? What about the Wives who go into relationships with younger men ' FRESH BLOODS' as they are popularly termed. I have seen heard and still seeing a handful of sour and unpleasant relationship stories in this Dynamic Society of Ours. I will need to stop here for another day and talk about the main Topic which is titled “My SINGLE Girlfriend".

Memo is what the Hood or like some dudes would call "Sexy Mama". I call her Sexy Mama also, especially when I tease her, give her a compliment or need a Favour from her. She is "Miss Endowed". My Friends still don't know why I haven't asked her out yet. Let's say she is not just my Type, Specs or Specie. Whichever way you can grab the message. The reason is, I am yet to meet a woman who I am interested in, that I would not approach and give her The EPISTLE of How, Why and When She needs to be with me. The worst Scenario is she refuses me and I will try again. If she's adamant, I simply move on because there is 'no time'. Like my friend @Osisiye would say " Ko Si Ere Ni Moscow" meaning we are not here to play.  I am sure; Memo is confused on why I have not asked her out yet. If only she knew, I am not keen nor attracted to her. By the way, my heart doesn't race while we are together. So kini big deal?

Earlier this year, I and Memo with a couple of friends were opportuned to be at a gathering. Then, that Issue we were avoiding came up. Boyfriend&Girlfriend. Who had, who didn't, We discussed at length, Yet the more we engaged in it, the more it became Interesting. All along, Memo didn't utter a word. She participated by Giggling, Laughing & She Periodically gave a Nod at what others had to share. I noticed it, Tega noticed it too. Just as he was about to ask, we both asked her simultaneously; "Memo, What about your Boyfriend?" She Responded Defensively: "I have a Boyfriend" she said, with a sheepish look and a Slight Smile on her Left face & cheek. Then I fired back that we were not asking her out, neither were we interested in doing so. We only inquired to know her status innocently. Speaking about Status, her Face Book profile stated "Single but Not Searching". Yet she had a boyfriend right? I was waiting for the day to nail her and the faithful Day Came.

A Friend to a Friend of hers introduced a product for guys which she sells to Memo, Urging her to buy for her boyfriend. Memo's response was that she had a boyfriend but technically, she was single at 'HEART'. .......Egbami! (Please Deliver Me). This is getting serious right? Well that Friend happens to be my friend too and we were gisting when. Memo's matter came up. I contacted memo later and she affirmed the statement not without calling my Informant *Amebo*... But who cares anyway?  I asked her why? And she gave numerous explanations that she has a boyfriend no doubt, but her heart is not into it.....I was stunned but I recovered swiftly. After all, 'What a man can do, a woman can do better'. Why Memo decided to make the guy believe they were dating, yet in her heart she is *SINGLE*, I don't know and cannot comprehend. Yet the question is this, Why not let go of the Guy if you are not fully into it?  Events might unfold for part 2 of MEMO………………

In the meantime, what do you think of this? Kindly Drop your Comments.

Why Do Men cHEat? by Azeezat

It’s a “MAN’S” World…….……Fact or Fiction?
Why do men cheat? Is it because it is deeply embedded in their nature? I write because I have come to observe that in our society (Nigeria) and in places all over the world, the “Male” gender does a lot and gets away with it, with reference to their relationship or relationships with “Women”. Men are often seen and known for being with more than one woman, whether married, engaged or in a relationship. Although, in some cases, some men are allowed to marry or have more than one woman as companion because of their religion or due to traditional ethics or protocol. Other than these reasons, God often expects utmost sincerity and faithfulness from us when we find ourselves in a relationship or in marriage to our partner.

We all know in the case of most “men” this is far from the truth. Men, guys, dudes, boys, the male gender in general gets busy frolicking with other girls, ladies, women whilst in a serious relationship or marriage just for fun. Even in committing this unfaithful atrocity, they do not wish for any man to lay a finger on their wife or the lady they are madly in love with and intend to spend the rest of their life with. This brings me to ask “Would you call this selfish of men or would you say it’s their Legal Right?” If your answer is “Yes” to the formal, I ask you, do men do this because they believe they can get away with cheating or frolicking just because they are “men”? If your answer remains “Yes” to the latter, I ask you again, how is right for them to say their wife is untouchable to any man but them, yet, it is right for them to touch that of another and in the process cheat on their wife and expect their wife to be one hundred percent faithful to them. “Karma they say is a Big B****”


In most cases, men are known to end their relationships or marriage the moment they find out their wife, girlfriend or fiancée is cheating or has cheated on them, regardless of how many times they have cheated on her. To a man it does not count that he has cheated countless number of times. In fact, cheating only starts to count when his spouse does this. Men are known to hardly forgive and continue such relationships this happens. I asked Tunde Omotosho, a childhood friend of mine why men hardly forgive in this case and he said “It’s an ego thing” it’s like she’s saying I can’t satisfy her enough, or I am not good enough in terms of TLC (Tender Love and Care) so she has to go get it elsewhere and it means she does not love me enough to remain faithful. Then I asked him “If ego is what is involved, don’t you feel you’ve bruised hers when u cheated or does disrespecting of ego only counts when it’s a man that’s the victim? He just gave me a funny look……lolls.


 In other cases, some men react angrily and even become violent towards the woman or towards the furniture’s and fittings at home. Some men even break down in tears or lose their sanity for a while; in fact, it kills some part of their libido or enthusiasm to carry out their usual daily activities. When I asked another friend of mine Isaac Jonah, why men hardly forgive and react same and he said to me “it’s just the way we are wired up?” Then I asked him “Are you saying men are wired up to cheat but not wired up to forgive when their spouse does same?” To me it sounds like saying Men cheating or frolicking is not a crime when men commit it but when it is their woman or companion then it is wrong and an abomination or unforgiveable to them and the society at large. Which brings me to ask, what makes it seem right for a man and wrong for a woman? What happened to the saying “Want for your partner what you want for yourself” Can someone tell me WHY MEN CHEAT? Do share your views……………… Azizat Usman.

"I Am Adam" Series 2

........Hehehehe! You remember that uncle of mine I talked about in the last episode, he suprised me when he came in. He was talking about a party where all the Big Boys & Big Girls in the oil and gas industry will be in attendance. We drove down in his Prado Jeep down to a coded location around Lekki express way. From the house to the location, my uncle smoked 2packets of Malboro. Did I mention he drinks too? But guess what, he doesn't womanize. Only that women chase him a lot. I have learnt something from him. He keeps saying, "Adam, work Hard but work Smarter. Don't look at women now, when you are successful, they will come calling". I thought he was just being philosophical until the babes I would go after on my legs would leave me when guy who had a car came around . That was in my 1st year in the university though, my 2nd year was a revenge.


Back to Eva, she rushed to me and kissed me passionately. I just stood there frozen like a chicken, being a novice at it, and it was my first time, I carried along! She was giving me instructions on how to kiss her , her neck, her ears and before I could say jack, she dragged me to her room and I obliged like a ram about to be sacrificed. She put her hands in my pants. As at then it used to be pants , not the boxer trends of now. She whispered into my ears ; you have a fine 'Kokoro'. I just couldn't say anything, remember I was the student, and she was the teacher. She undressed herself like she was stripping, Got to know about that word 'stripper' in secondary school when some friends and I used to embark on fiery escapades to a strippers club. Details of that event, later. Then I saw two naked peanuts, I would not say they were fully grown breasts, but they were still growing, fresh, smooth and spicy. She said touch my breast! I was shaking as I made way towards the "Twin Towers". Immediately she grabbed my hands and placed it on both 'Manchesters'. She said I should squeeze them, Mistakenly I pinched them and she moaned with pleasure and a little pain. As I was going through this 8unit course, Susan, Eva's sister was knocking on the door. She told me to continue and not mind her. She pecked my neck and was kissing me from up till down. At intervals, she asked Do you like it? I just grinned. Susan kept knocking with force, this time, continously. Eva finally stood up reluctantly and dashed to the door.



When the door was finally open for her, Susan was naked. Did she know what we were doing? Was this event planned? I had no idea. Susan's Manchesters were bigger and like ripe oranges . My eyes were popping out like I was seeing something new, which I was anyway. Eva walked towards susan and they were speaking their local language. From their countenance, someone was not happy. While they were busy with their discussion, I was putting on my clothes back. Susan looked at my direction and coughed, Eva turned too. As if it was planned, both of them pounced on me and I was back to being the same as I was born. They ordered me to lay down, which I did and they tied my hands. Was I not supposed to scream? Yell? Or shout for help? I didn't , I wanted to see the end of the thriller . As Eva was about coming on the bed , it was a bunk. Eva the older sister slept up, while Susan slept down. I liked Susan's lips better but I prefered Eva's body and I could handle her peanuts better.Just as we were Kissing, We heard a knock! We ignored, we heard the knocks coming in faster and more regular. This is Serious Gobe oh!


Watchout for the next episode, My Uncle and I just arrived at the venue. Mehn, we used a password to enter the mansion oh! Lots of Exotic Cars at the venue. In Fact, Our Prado Jeep was like a cab where the likes of G-Wagon, Range Vouge, Rolls Royce and Ferrari were Parked at the Venue. If you were not invited, you would not know the password . Except someone like my uncle brought you. By the way, I see Babes, Barbecues & Drinks everywhere!

N.B - Fiction

"I Am Adam (The Series) 001".

Hi, my name is Adam .that’s all you need to know for now. Subsequently, you will know more. I was born with a silver spoon; I would not lie about that. I had several toys, shoes, clothes, in short, I was spoilt with the good things of life. I attended a private nursery & primary school. I can’t vividly remember all the scenarios I had while growing up, but sit back relax and take a chill pill as I reveal the adventures of Adam episode by episode.

I want to tell you about my first contact with a woman. I can’t remember the exact age then, but I was definitely in primary school! YES I was, don’t be surprised, there is this notion that most of us who attended private schools are spoilt brats. Well I intend to debate that some other day.
Life was, and is still rosy for me. Though, I have had ups and downs, but its all a part of the making, that’s life for you. We were so exposed to so many things then, when I mean us, I meant most of the people who would later unfold in this series. Some had its advantages while some had its disadvantages.

Eva! Eva! Eva!!!!! I had to exclaim that name thrice. You see, Eva used to be my neighbour back then along with her sister Susan. If there was anyone who introduced me to bad things, or let’s say the first bad thing, I would say it was Eva. I knew how to use my short thing back then thanks to Eva. Although it’s a "LONG THING" now. After school hours then, I and my brother Steve will go to their apartment to cool off as our parents were not usually around. We sometimes had lunch at their place. Their mum was always around because she was also a teacher. By the time we were all well fed, she would order us to bring out our assignments with a cane...you dare not disobey her; I left out the fact that she was a lefty. We would quickly and accurately finish our assignments, she also made sure she crosschecked, else its dooms day for us. Back then I was a very good boy in class and at home. I never had the 1st position, I know! And I don’t intend to tell my children lies of how I became 1st from primary till secondary school. You know such is the trend now. I was above average then. There was a time I came 4th (I t turned out to be my best holiday at home, I was so spoilt with gifts and care).

Back to Eva, this babe looked like Eva Mendes my CRUSH OF LIFE. I would say there are only 3 women I know that look like Eva Mendes. As you can see, I am not a womanizer. Just three women alone. Eva was epic, soothing voice that sounded like a very good ringtone back then. I used to be very innocent then, Very innocent like Innocent Idibia.
Then came this UNLUCKY day, or perhaps it was my lucky day. We were at her place, the four of us. We were all alone, her mum had cooked spaghetti with sardines and boiled eggs for us and we had maltina chilling for us in the fridge. The truth is Eva’s mum could cook!!!. Her delicacies were always DELICATE to the nose and mouth. We were eating when all of a sudden THE lights came back on. Did I mention that it went off when it we came back from school? Eva opened the television; yes she opened the television, if you are between the ages of 24 – 35. You would understand the kind of television I am referring to Televisions that had two legs and was like a cupboard or let’s say shelve where 50 rats could hide. Thank goodness for technology now. Unknown to us, Eva innocently pressed the play button in the video cassette player or the video player played automatically, cant really phantom it, because it was indicating that a cassette was in it.
That was how for the first time in our lives we saw a “MOJO”. Some call it “MJ”. Some call it “ADVANCED FILM”. Our uncles used to call it “BLUE FILM”. Right here before our own very eyes, we were SHOCKED, DUMBFOUNDED and SURPRISED. Sorry Guys, one of my Uncles that used to call it “BLUE FILM” just stepped in now and today is Friday. It’s like he brought some goodies, he just came back from a business trip in Germany. Stay Tuned for the Next Episode.
N.B - FICTION.

SIR ALEX FERGUSON " The Great ".

Sir Alex was and is Still a Great Manager. He won so many titles, total of 49. From 1976 in St Mirren where he won 1 trophy to 1979 in Aberden where he won 10 trophies and to his last and greatest achievements at Manchester United in1986- May 8 , 2013 where he won an astonishing 38 trophies. This man has given most, if not his entire life to football. This is a man who also had a playing career before taking up coaching.

I believe he should be celebrated. In fact, he's the reason why I decided to write sport articles, though I had nursed the ambition but postponed it till today. Thanks To Sir Alex , We have seen names like Peter Schmichaels, Eric Cantona,Roy Keane, Ole Gonner Solksjaer, Paul Scholes, David Beckham, Ryan Giggs, Wayne Rooney, Cristiano. Ronaldo and Van Nisterooy. From The Come Back upset of 1999 against Bayern and Clinching United's Title from their Noisy Neighbours with the super signing of Robin Van Persie. This man did it the 20th title for United with the Number 20 jersey wearing Man. All good Things Come to an End Truly! Thank You Sir Alex Ferguson.

N.B( I am not a United Fan)