First things first! Why are
relationships of nowadays so expensive with 100% fixation on material things?
Did someone up there not warn us that vanity upon vanity results in vanity?
Being single on Valentine's
Day can be a real downer for anyone, but it doesn't have to be a totally
miserable exercise! Instead of sitting around and feeling sorry for yourself,
be proactive about your situation, dig in and find a way to enjoy the day!
Get your friends together and
do something interesting like going out to dinner, the cinema or just hanging
out reminiscing about time past. If you want, you can even get dressed up and
splurge on something you wouldn't normally order! Treat yourself to your
favorite foods and focus on your pals. If your pals are not around then get
yourself some gifts and indulge yourself on stuffs. I really can't get the
point of being stingy to oneself, and yet spend the money on someone not
deserving it? It's not my philosophy! I enjoy myself a lot and whoever I'm with
is not a big point to concern my brain with. Those who know me can attest to
it. You might even forget about Valentine's Day in the process of making
yourself happy, that's if you are single.
Let me state here that some
ladies who have boos might be
disappointed. Especially those with extremely untenable taste and at such are
expecting heaven and earth from their boos. They might not get it because of
several factors in play. Your boo who you obviously penned down as yours might
have his/her own boo around, and you, the extra boo will have to make do with
your tag as "time-passing boo".
A friend of my friend's
girlfriend sells valentine hampers and she pinged my friend to patronize her,
by buying one for his babe. The problem? My friend earns approximately 6digits
while the cost of the val gift according to her is "just 100k"!
The hamper boasts of Galaxy
tab, chocolates, perfume, teddy bear etc. well, my friend asked for my opinion
and I told him to buy it, only if the babe is worth it and he would be able to
afford. But in my mind, I was like
'Onigbese', 'Alakoba' who wants to ruin another. The dude was like,
could this be a set up Yemi? Did my girlfriend tell her friend to approach me
to buy val gifts for her? I kept mum, as I do not intend to soil any
relationship on the account of my opinion.
Why go through all of this
because of 14th? A day just like any other. A good point for the guys on Val's
day is that it falls on a working day. Some of us would be busy at work and
won't be particularly bothered to make an effort. What's wrong in postponing it
till weekend? Some ladies are so insensitive that they would pick offense and
insult or pick quarrels with their boyfriends. Need I tell you the result of
this? Break up in its full regalia. Some ladies are so smart they won't even be
offended. Speaking of being on your best behaviour during this val period.
You might have seen this on
people's PM on BlackBerry: "If your man shows you love daily, you'll
understand that there's nothing special about VALENTINE". Well I assure you
that some of these babes are not alone, they will have people to definitely
share love with for a long time.
Have we asked ourselves why
most of the ladies in nigeria are so STINGY? They Usually have a long list of
what they want for vals and all. Yet, ask what they intend to give in return
you will be amazed at their level of reasoning. A colleague once told me all he
gets from his babe who is a working class is singlets and boxers every
valentine for the past 4 years! Common, what happened to creativity? What
happened to adventure? What happened to being spontaneous? Some of our ladies
lack innovation romantically yet they will tell you the time and day Beyonce
bought Private Jet For Jay -Z or when
Kim Kardashian bought Lamborghini for Kanye West.
We know some guys can be
annoying, dumb and stupid. Yes, we know some are looking for the opportunity to
break up or would have broken up before the said date,they are not worth it,
truth be told. Some guys even said they would prefer a day where they can switch
off their phones and remain indoors. Guess the day? 14th of FEBRUARY. But I still feel that if the woman is
understanding and she knows her man's status, she won't expect too much from
him and he won't be under pressure because of 1 day out of 365. I'm not saying
he shouldn't take you out if he has the means, or that it can't be treated as a
special day? Just read between the lines and understand the signs.
Permit me to borrow this
excerpts from my female friend , she prophesied:
1. And it shall come to pass
in The Book of luv 2:14, on that Val's day, excuses shall arise: My battery was
flat, My BIS expired, My dp refused to change, My boss selected me for the
trip, There was heavy traffic, I had a flat tyre etc
2. When thou heareth these
words or seeth these signs, hold thy peace but know for sure, that thou art no
longer thy boo's boo.
3. He that hath ear, let him
hear what the Special One saith to those whose hands will fall on this
forthcoming Valentine's day.
There might be an updated
follow up to this story because Val's day will surely throw up stories of its
own
6 comments:
What a masterpiece!!! Ride on Yemi, u re seriously on point. Very sad the show of love has been interpreted to mean gifts and materiality. Love is more than just gift and a feeling reserved for one day. Ladies and their greed and some guys with their insensitivity.I won't be surprise ending up with the 40%. Lol. Nice write up
This is lovely man, to add more to this, u forgot to talk about showing love and care to the less priviledged ones(e.g motherless babies etc) show em some love by visiting. 1 Conrinthians 13:13 And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity.
In addition, The Nigerian
Association of Boyfriends
(NAB) says it should be trade by barter this
Val
Oooh. - Boxers should be exchanged with a
G-string. - Singlet should be exchanged with a
Bra. -If she gives you roll-on, buy her "Miss
Paris". -She gives you cufflinks, give her
rubber band
to tie her natural hair. -If she shows up at
your door empty- handed,
tune your Tv to NTA or STV for her to watch.
Don't let her watch your subscribed cable
(no
free thing). -If she asks for an expensive
dinner, take her to
an expensive night vigil. MFM or CAC to be
precise. -She gives you a flower, you sef give
her
igneous rock from Olumo(all na nature),
Guys are not smilling. Happy Val in advance.
Hahahaha! Guess what? U are not alone!
Yeah! I understand , we should show love to others too! Thanks val!
Lol. Girls too are not smiling! I got the feeling you would have a good / or u had a good vals! I understand your plight! Let's treat women with care,affection and understanding too.*winks*
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