Sample of the Gold Plated Customized Phone

See the Sample of the Gold Plated Customized Phone . It was rumored to have been 53 in number ordered by our Government which was denied . ' There is no smoke without FIRE '.
Happy independence day. God bless Nigeria .

First Black Man to win a Seat in Germany Parliament

A chemist and an actor .Both with family roots in Senegal have become Germany's first black federal lawmakers, according to official election results released Monday.

They were among 34 lawmakers with immigrant backgrounds to win seats in Sunday's election, up from 21 in the previous term, said the Migration Media Service, a group that provides facts and figures on immigration in Germany.

Although nearly one in five of Germany's 80 million people are immigrants, or the children or grandchildren of immigrants, relatively few have made it into the federal legislature. Until now there were no black lawmakers in Parliament, despite more than 500,000 people of recent African origin believed to be living in Germany.

"My election into the German Parliament is of historical importance," said Karamba Diaby, a Senegalese-born chemist who moved to the city of Halle in 1986 after receiving a scholarship to study in communist East Germany.

The 51-year-old, who gained German citizenship in 2001, said his priority would be to promote equal opportunities in education. "Every child born in Germany should have the chance to be successful in school regardless of their social background or the income of their parents," he said.

The other black lawmaker elected Sunday was Charles M. Huber, a 56-year-old actor born in Munich to a Senegalese father and a German mother. Huber is a member of Chancellor Angela Merkel's Christian Democratic Union, which won the election with 41.5 percent of the vote.

Merkel's party also now has its first Muslim lawmaker in the Bundestag. Cemile Giousouf was elected in the western town of Hagen. The 35-year-old was born in Germany to Turkish immigrant parents.

I predict a Nigerian will win a seat in Germany sooner or later .
Source: Huff post

Grand Theft Auto V

Grand Theft Auto V, one of the most anticipated video games of the year, has beaten sales figures posted by previous installments in the violent and controversial adventure game series. The new game generated more than $800 million in sales Tuesday on its first day on store shelves.

Take-Two Interactive Software, the publisher of the game, said those first-day sales were the biggest for the company and the Grand Theft Auto series, which seems to have lost little appeal although the first edition was released 16 years ago.

The last major version of the game, Grand Theft Auto IV, had $310 million in opening day sales in 2008, and more than $500 million in its first week.

Grand Theft Auto V generated more than $800 million in sales on its first day on store shelves.

The new version has received glowing reviews, including from The New York Times, which called it the "best plotted, most playable, character-driven, fictionally coherent entry" in the history of the series.
Most reviews gave the Game a Five Star Ratings .

Source: # NY TIMES #

"The FRIEND Zone"

The "FRIEND ZONE" refers to a platonic relationship wherein one person wishes to enter into a romantic or sexual relationship, while the other does not. It is generally considered to be an undesirable situation by the lovelorn person. One sign of being friend zoned is being told that they are "considering" the relationship, or if a friend needs to help by asking for them. Once the friend zone is established, it is said to be difficult to move beyond that point in a relationship. This term also is heavily debated, especially by feminists, as its implications are thought to be sexist and objectifying. Some men who claim to be in the friend zone believe that they are entitled to a relationship by being kind or caring, thereby putting the blame on the recipient of these actions for not wanting a relationship. This behavior has made the concept of the friend zone charged with negative connotations, and anyone using the term are now often seen as expressing this form of entitlement and blame, even if they are in fact only expressing the undesirability of the situation.(Wikipedia).
Recently, A female friend put on her Personal Message on blackberry " The Best Person to Marry is your FRIEND". That caught my attention and being inquisitive, I probed further. You see, You people don't know what you want and you people usually put your friend whom you intend to marry or has deep feelings for you in a friend zone, I said. She laughed out Loud and replied; some friends outgrow that zone and They grow from being an ordinary friend to extra ordinary friend. Hmmn! EXTRA ORDINARY? I pray I have that patience, because its not in my dictionary for matters like this. I tried to probe Further but she declined saying I might use it as an Article and publish on the blog, see what blogspot has caused me, when am not linda Ikeji, neither am I Laila's blog. Anyway, she did inspire me to consult some 'Elders', do some Research and consult the 'ORACLES' of love. So if you are reading this, you know yourself, thank you for the little inspiration and am going to spit fire on it. I will say it as it is.

Oh no! You're in love. But the object of your affection thinks of you as more of a brother or sister than anything else. While it's notoriously hard to get out of the "friend zone", if you really want to escape, follow these little but Effective steps. Although, it might not work for some . But it is a good start.
1# Break the "nice guy" or "sweet girl" stereotype. Nah you nice pass! You are what the girls call MUGU or What the guys call NEEDY Most guys and girls who find themselves in the "friend zone" are usually susceptible to many of the characteristics of the "nice guy" or "sweet girl" stereotype. This means pretty much someone who wants to avoid making other people uncomfortable at any cost, but does so usually at their own expense by not communicating their own needs. Where you're romantically attracted to someone, but you don't want to "pressure" them into a relationship, or "ruin" the friendship by expressing your interest or making a move, you'll end up holding back in a variety of ways. The trouble is, when you make other people's feelings more important than your own (instead of finding that happy balance), you're unconsciously communicating to people that your own feelings don't matter. This may make it seem like you have low self-worth, which is the opposite of confidence.
While some people are attracted to ever agreeable mates, the person who assigned you to the "friend zone" probably is not. If nothing else, inaction tells the other person that you're simply not interested (chances are, even if they never felt attracted to you, they wondered about your intentions). MOVE ON......and don't be friends with the next person you fall for. #Oracle#

2# Stop being needy. One of the reasons you might be interested in this person more than they are into you is because you are giving off signals that you really want to be in a relationship! You might be coming off as a little desperate, which is quite the attraction killer. You might be rushing things emotionally and maybe physically, you might also be placing this person on a pedestal, because you're so caught up in the idea of the relationship, that you're quick to assume this person is "perfect".

Examine your own neediness. In one word, relax. There will always be many more encounters besides this one, "Many fishes in the river" so stop treating it like the last one you'll ever have. Also, don't force yourself to reveal your hopes for intimacy, let your actions display your confidence and speak for itself.

3# Think about the difference between a friendship and a romantic relationship. If you think a romantic relationship should just be a great friendship with physical intimacy thrown into the mix, then it's understandable to look for common ground first, and wait for the physical attraction to kick in sooner or later. Be CAREFUL, not everyone sees relationships this way. Some people expect a "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" to play a particular role in their lives in order for physical attraction to emerge. The person who you want to be more than friends with probably makes a bigger distinction between "friend" and "romantic partner" than you do. Realize that many people (both male and female) expect to be courted in some way. And many psychological issues play out in the relationship arena that don't ever arise in friendships. Some people, for example, look for a romantic partner who can play more of a parental role than a friend would.

Figure out what the person you're pining for wants in a boyfriend or girlfriend. Then decide whether you want to be that for them.
Note that some people are attracted to toxic relationships. If your love interests keeps getting involved with people who treat them badly, despite your advice, you might just have to accept that they're working through some issues. You could spend your entire life waiting for them to "see the light" or you could move on and find someone who actually (through their actions, not their words) wants a healthy relationship.
4# Break the touch barrier. I said this earlier in "Ten Commandments of Sexiness " on the blog . For many people, a big distinction between "friendship" and "relationship" is the way they touch. There are platonic ways to touch someone, and romantic ways, and the boundary is different for different people. But if you're terrified of touching someone the wrong way, to the extent that you hesitate and never touch them first, your intentions may be good but your "touch paralysis" isn't helping you at all in the romantic department. Take a few little "touch risks". Reach for their hands, hair, shoulders, ankles, and back. Don't just always wait for them to do it first. If they don't like it, they'll definitely let you know. But touching someone communicates to them that you find them attractive, and also that you're reasonably confident. Both of these things can make someone feel more attracted to you. As for Me, if I like Someone, I will Touch , I will Whisper, I will Hold, I will Touch, I will Touch, I will Touch and Touch.

Note that some people are very affectionate with their friends; the person you're interested in might be all about cuddling with you, and think nothing more of it than friendliness, while you feel like you're getting mixed signals. At some point the person you are interested in needs to give out or give in. If they don't, MOVE ON.... Am speaking from experience, MOVE ON...you will find out its not BIG DEAL when you use your head to think, not your heart. Later on, Thank me with a Return Ticket to "The Bahamas" *winks*.

5# Realize that you're "tying up" your feelings by staying friends with someone who isn't romantically interested in you. In the instance where you've already followed the previous steps and you've left your pushover habits behind, you've stepped up the role that he or she is looking for in a relationship, and you've crossed the touch barrier, but this person still wants to be "just friends", you'll need to make some hard decisions. Maybe they're simply not attracted to you, for reasons you'll never know. But you still have feelings for them. Is it wise to continue spending time with them? I say NO!

Consider that it'll be difficult to develop feelings for someone else if your feelings for this person are fueled every time you hang out. You'll struggle with feelings of jealousy and frustration when that person dates. Consider that even if you do manage to develop feelings for someone else, your heart might always be torn and confused, and it'll be hard to give your new flame your undivided affection.

Sometimes, the best thing to do is to take the friendship down to the level of acquaintance. The person might feel offended, perhaps it will seem as if you don't value them as just a friend, but remember (and explain to them if necessary) that you can't control how you feel, just like they can't control how they feel,I once was MONKEYING (Liked) for this babe while I was serving, she liked me too because she did a background search on me. But I was dulling then. maybe I was forming too busy or actually I was busy. But at the end, it didn't work out and she had a new dude. When I came back to my senses, it was late. I tried all I could but it wasn't going to be. So I sidelined her and she didn't bother also. Then one faithful day we crossed path. She said ' Yemi you are still my Firend' and I fired back.Friend Bawo, Mi O Raiye Friend Zone' meaning 'Which Friend? I don't have time for Such' we can talk but only once in a blue moon or when its necessary. As long as I came to you and it didn't work out, we are not friends. We are better off as ACQUAINTANCE. I choose whom I want to become friends with. Am a little Blunt or Harsh right? But that's me. Take Me as I am, like WYCLEF said !
Finally, You need to make room in your life and heart for someone who feels about you the way you feel about them. You remember Mario's hit song? Baby, You got what I need, but you say am just a FRIEND ! Girl you say am Just A FRIEND..... *Drops Microphone*

" I am Adam" Series 4

Hey guys, been a while you last heard from Adam. He sends his regards to you all.In the previous episode, there was panic. Mr Stephen was knocking while those children were about to get down. You see, they were not expecting him back soon.Alas, he came home early that day. If you missed the previous episodes, check the blog for that "I am Adam Series" or click here  for  Series 1,2 and 3:  i-am-adam-series-01, i-am-adam-series-2, i-am-adam-series-3-pandemonium.html

Adam was panicking. What could he do? What would he do? This was his first time and he was praying silently that this would be the last time.he could not imagine what he would go through to explain how,why and what they were doing. Not to talk of where they were doing . In fact  as he stood there, he felt disheartening into the thin air or turning into a superman and fly out from the balcony of the house. This might as well be his last day on earth . He muttered to himself. He started praying for forgiveness. Imagine, someone in primary school ? Guys, this world has turned into something else. Mr stephen on the other hand was getting impatient by the slow response of the door being opened. This was a man who had the reputation of chasing away armed robbers who used to terrorize the neighborhood single handedly. There was a particular time when the robbers came in and went to his apartment straight away. We were very young then to remember vividly. But according to the tales from our uncles and aunts, he was shot several times but the bullets didn't penetrate.he use his gun to kill two out of the gang and the rest absconded. He was so feared in the neighbour hood and here was Adam, trembling like a puppy. If only he knew.

When susan finally managed to open the door, he gave her a SMOOTH SLAP while he thundered ' what took you so long?' That was the kind of man he was. Barely patient for lapses and slow motioned type of human beings. Adam was hidden quickly by Eva in the Closet, half naked. As if the father knew what was happening, He dashed into his daughter's room and scanned through the whole room. He noticed some irregularities and demanded an explanation from Eva. She swiftly replied that they were playing hide and seek and they didn't  hear him knocking because they were locked inside the room. He inquired who they were playing with and they said ADAM. Where is he? he asked , before they could mutter any statement, he dashed to the wardrobe/Closet and opened it with a BANG. There he was, poor bastard! Panting heavily. You see Adam had a baby face and innocent looking one for that matter but that didn't stop Mr stephen from looking at him with contempt. He greeted Mr stephen and his response was cold.

Mr stephen went back to his room and picked some stuffs and dashed out. You see, all this while, Adam was still there panting like he just ran 100 metres. Mr stephen dashed out . There was sigh of relief. Everything came back to normal. One would have expected Adam to "BEN JOHNSON" , which he intended doing, but as soon as he made way to go, Eva stopped him and begged him to let them continue. He refused. But you see, if a woman knows a man's weak point, he's finished. She worked her magic on him and he agreed to spend only 15 minutes. There is the saying that " A HEAD WHICH IS DESTINED TO RECEIVE A KNOCK ON THE HEAD WILL GLADLY DO, EVEN IF ITS IN AN AEROPLANE, IT WILL BRING OUT ITS HEAD AND GET KNOCKED".

So they were at it again in the room as his lips an hers add several collisions and clashes. Her skin so silky, you want to wear it all. Eva liked being in charge and she was tutoring Adam on what to do. She liked being on top riding her prey like he was gonna get slaughtered.before long, she started moaning " Kiss me she said, touch me right there. Don't stop. Continue, do it like that! Uhnnn!!! Ooooh!!!! Am cuming......those were the Exact words she managed to mutter". As she said those word, the door flew open and Alas it was Mrs Stephen.....................................watch out for the next episode after this long sigh............................................................................................................................................... alas, i would conclude it . no more suspense.

She was driving back home when she met Mr Stephen on the way who narrated his ordeal to her. She wasn't even supposed to be home by then. But because, she left their room open and which Mr Stephen severally picked up quarrels with her, she was eager to get home before him and she even skipped the other places she was meant to be. Unknown to the children, she had silently opened the door with her own keys and tip toed into their room. It was when Eve was about having an orgasm, she busted the operation. She Screamed on sighting both of them. Went to her room, brought a cane and started chasing them. Eva was begging seriously. But the mum wouldn't bulge. She wet her back with water and started with the series of strokes. Adam too wasn't speared but Eva's own was severe. Being that she was much older and should have known better. After the flogging sessions, they served punishment and later on were released.  Adam avoided their home throughout that year but he had already tasted the Forbidden FRUIT. , and wanted more. End of this CHAPTER.

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Watch out for the next CHAPTER  ( secondary school escapades) 

Whose HOUSE Really?

Life they say is a lesson. We have seen and heard from people's experiences . Nothing they say, is new under the sun, yet we marvel at some happenings around us especially in this part of the globe. Before we go further, I'll love to ask a question.
If a couple intend to get properties or assets, in who's name should it be? I hope we have lawyers who can shed more light on this.
Here's the story:

A man gave his wife some money to buy them a new house, since he could afford it, especially now when he has started "making it". Prior to this time, they lived in Ajegunle, and when ever it rained, the house got flooded, and live was never fun during the *rainy* seasons. She finally got them a three bedroom flat at ketu area, arguably a lagos exterior, they moved in without further delay, launching into a new episode of their lives.
This phase surely marked the begining of a new marital adventure.
Nife(wife) was a fun lover, she made new aso-ebi, friends and attended parties almost every weekend in order to keep up with her clique. Whenever Tunji (her husband) confronted her, she would pick up quarrels with him which either left the pair nagging all day or most often fighting and throwing abusive words at each other. Six months down the line, Tunji asked his wife to create some space, (space? Yes) move out of the house as he could no longer tolerate her new found habit of sleeping out every weekend, and she doesn't appear like she was ready for a change of character.

Tunji asked his wife to pack out of his house, and he got the shocker of his life. It all seemed a joke to him when she told him him point blank that he should be the one moving out, as the house was her's and not he's. As far as the matter was concered the joke angle could only be seen by Tunji, there was no iota of joke found anywhere in Nife's words or action.

Barely 24hrs after Tunji's pronouncement, she left the house to return with two fierce looking police men who would isten to no words but bundled Tunji into their waiting van. Alas she had reported in her statement that attempted and is still in the want-to-do of selling her house. This, Tunji refuted with disgust, claiming he owned the house and only gave his wife the money to purchase it on his behalf, since he wanted to allow her buy her choice and taste. On arrival at the police station, he was asked to provide the receipt of the house in order to prove his claims, but he couldn't, since the said receipt has always been in the custody of his wife.
The officers ordered that the reciept be produced without delay, as there were other pending cases in que at the police station.

A collapse was the least that could happen to Tunji as his wife of 10yrs presented a house reciept because it wasn't carrying her full and complete names, not even his surnmame Ajagbe appeared on that reciept.
*Sigh*, obviously he had no evidence to show that he owned or paid for the apartment in question. Cutting this story to fit time, he was given a 24hr ultimatum to move out or risk tough legal sanctions.

We all know in this part of the world that the trend is; threatening the woman to leave the house, while the man lay claims to the properties, unlike in the western world where the woman asks the man to leave. Call it cultural shock or Tradition , you might have your candid reasons.

We all know there is a strife among couples nowadays, bothering about who's name properties should be bought in. The seperate account syndrome, seperate bedroom idea, and lots of insecurity can be found in many homes today. Let's not dare go into the secrets and scandals that characterize many marriages.
...Back to the story,

How Tunji would handle this shock I don't know. But again, I ask myself, what if it was the other way round?
The way marriages are designed nowadays or should I say the rationale behind most of these marriages is based on falsehood, lies and hidden agendas. I am not going into marriage today. But, I feel the matter should not have gotten this far.

Maybe, they should have bought the property in the children's name?
Maybe they should have explored the Mr & Mrs option? We can all but debate.
One thing is certain, this will not go down easily without a fight, be it Physical, spiritual or Emotional.
Its a quest for the real house owner... One criminal is about getting justice, another is going down.
Who owns this house?, and on what basis should either of them be condemned to a jail term if they should?
In whose name should a couple's properties be bought???

My Husband's SECRET (Thrilling)

I know it has been more than a year after the Dana air plane crash, that is the reason why I want to ask for the opinion of the ladies.
My name is olaide and am married to a very successful&wonderful handsome man and we have been married for 3 years with a beautiful daughter. Don't let me bore you with plenty introductions.

On the 3rd of june 2012 my husband had a meeting in lagos that he had to attend and of course all arrangements had been made regards flights which was Dana airline, I took him to the airport to board the plane and he called that he was sitted and told me he loved me that I should expect his call as soon as he gets to lagos and unknowingly for me my husband bribed his way out of the aircraft and went to his mistress's house but some few hours later a breaking news appeared on the Television that a certain Dana airline from abuja had crashed in Agege area of lagos, I had never been scared in my whole entire life as my heart just melted right infront of me, the questions running through my mind was could it be his plane??? It turned out it was his plane.

I immediately picked up my fone and dialled his number and it rang. With great joy ,I felt relieved. low and behold a female voice answered and said my husband was still in abuja with her. Apparently, they were not aware of the Crash that happened. I had mixed feelings. SHOCK,JOY,ANGER,BETRAYAL & HAPPINESS rushed through my brain. I have never suspected my husband to have an affair but after some months of serious investigation, I uncovered so many filthy secrets and that lady that picked up his phone happened to be just one of his numerous mistresses. He doesn't keep late nights, he doesn't drink and he doesn't smoke. Our sex life has been very great. In fact, I call him the JAGABAN on Bed. Yet he could do this to me. I have tried to raise the issue but he said he misplaced his phone at the airport and one of the attendants who's voice I heard, picked it up.

His story was too good to be true and because of the sensitivity of the air crash involving life and death, I decided to drop it. Not that am not grateful he's alive, but I feel resentment and have been taken for a fool. I am hurt deep down and am only waiting for the right moment. Now I ask myself do I call that lady an angel and thank her or what???????

Infidelity is a Norm in our society. Especially if its coming from the male counterpart. I wonder what this woman is going through now. Will she forgive and forget? Even if the man is ready to make ammendments and forsake his old ways. But I always ask myself this question; if I have the Prettiest, Hardworking ,Caring and Loving wife, will I still cheat? Some of you might argue with my answer either I say Yes or No. I do not know why some of these things happen. Maybe I should wait till I wear the shoe right? Time will tell.........

N.B - Your advice is needed. True Life Story

Governor Amaechi donates $100,000 to OJB.....

Earlier on Yesterday, news broke out that Rivers State Governor had doled out a $100,000 cheque in favor of sick music producer OJB Jezreel for his kidney transplant surgery.

Well, some hours ago on Twitter, Head of fund raising committee for #SaveOJB, singer Nomoreloss confirmed the story.

He also confirmed that more money was coming in for OJB as people are celebrating him today, being his birthday. He said and I quote "its no longer #save OJB, but Celebrating OJB"

Thank GOD for this man's life. Despite all the Drama of who donated and who did not, we can move on .Now we can pray for his successful surgery and quick Recovery....AMEN

Stripped for stealing a Samsung Galaxy

A young girl was stripped naked and beaten up by some guys for stealing a samsung galaxy..they even uploaded the video which I can not do on this blog for certain reasons. This Act is uncalled for and its dehumanizing .

Beyonce takes Ivy Carter to visit North West

Beyonce and Kim Kardashian were rumoured to have not got on when the reality TV queen first started dating Kanye West, but it seems the two are the best of friends now with the Love On Top star even bringing her daughter Blue Ivy, one, to meet the new born baby, according to insiders.
While North is only a few weeks old, one-year-old Blue is said to be interested in babies, so Beyonce brought her along when visiting the new mum and dad. A report from a foreign news paper states that Bey and Jay Z also reportedly splashed out on £5000 worth of lavish gifts for baby North including Christian Dior baby booties.
''Kanye is one of Jay-Z's closest friends so he wanted to get the best gift," a source told the newspaper. "They've had a girl themselves, so they know the right type of present."
''They also brought their baby girl Blue Ivy to come over and meet North," they revealed, ''She's old enough now to be really interested in babies.''