Sunday, January 19, 2014

10 Tips# about Ladies. (Series 1)

Tip 1 #. If she doesn't complain about you not replying her SMS or You didn't return her calls, You are not the Only One she has PERIOD.

Tip 2 #. If she calls you Lanre mistakenly twice. when your name is Bayo . Dude, Lanre is the one she thinks about..just accept your Nemesis and move ON !!!

Tip 3 #. If you are to go on a date,the 1st time she's not available, Second time too, the same thing. Yet she doesn't talk about it in your discussions, FREE HER.

Tip 4 #. If you Attempt to hold her in public and she's always giving excuses or stylishly removes your hand , YOU SHOULD KNOW YOUR STAND and QUIT.

Tip 5 #. If you keep treating her bad and she Complains, Good for you , you are safe. The Moment she stops complaining, you are on Extra Time . GAME OVER.

Tip 6 #. U aint buying stuffs for her! E.g no valentine gift ,no birthday gift & she ain't complaining ? Well, you know she's not a NUN? Your Days With her are NUMBERED.


Tip 7 #. Each time she wants to buy things for herself , she doesn't make attempt to pay , Always assuming you should pay, You are a "MONEY VENDOR. "


Tip 8 #. You Know women are Emotional? They are moved by what they hear and therefore its advisable to keep TALKING for it is CHEAP&FREE. Not non-stop though.

Tip 9#. If all she asks is for you to take her out, no plans, no goals, THERE IS NO FUTURE in it.


Tip 10#. IF she doesn't get Jealous, then You are not alone with her, she's got ALTERNATIVE.

2 comments:

qween said...

U too gbaski Adeyemi

The Wordsmith said...

Tip 2# . How i love that, "Just accept your NEMESIS and move on". Itz got me laughing n thinking.
9ice1 Omooba.