Monday, February 17, 2014

Teenager dies on Valentine's day

Valentines Day ended in tragedy for a Portland teenager after he apparently masturbated a world record, jaw-dropping 56 times non-stop before dying of a heart attack. Jerome Carpenter was found dead in his bedroom after apparently self servicing too much. It is speculated that Jerome was suffering from depression due to being "extremely lonely" on Valentines Day.


"The young man was on his bed… his pen*s was detached from his body, it must have been so intense it just came off his body, we found his pen*s gripped in his left hand so tightly we couldn't get it out, it was tragic".

Investigators are still investigating the case for more information, Jerome's funeral will take place sometime next week.

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