“My SINGLE Girlfriend"

Its so amazing how people can be married yet single. Either in their Hearts or through their words and Actions. The state of being in a relationship for reasons of Social Status, or as a result of Peer pressure has become a popular trend.

It isn't an unknown fact , neither is it strange to know that many of us are in relationships, and yet single in our mind,Heart, body, soul and Perhaps spirit. Judging by number of stories and events readily available in our society today, one cannot be left confused about the state of 'relationships' in our today's society.

Is it the Numerous Cases of Couples, who barely after 6 months begin to see their Marriages as Mistakes? Or the Husband who after marriage begins his SEXUAL ESCAPADES with his numerous girlfriends or Ex's ? What about the Wives who go into relationships with younger men ' FRESH BLOODS' as they are popularly termed. I have seen heard and still seeing a handful of sour and unpleasant relationship stories in this Dynamic Society of Ours. I will need to stop here for another day and talk about the main Topic which is titled “My SINGLE Girlfriend".

Memo is what the Hood or like some dudes would call "Sexy Mama". I call her Sexy Mama also, especially when I tease her, give her a compliment or need a Favour from her. She is "Miss Endowed". My Friends still don't know why I haven't asked her out yet. Let's say she is not just my Type, Specs or Specie. Whichever way you can grab the message. The reason is, I am yet to meet a woman who I am interested in, that I would not approach and give her The EPISTLE of How, Why and When She needs to be with me. The worst Scenario is she refuses me and I will try again. If she's adamant, I simply move on because there is 'no time'. Like my friend @Osisiye would say " Ko Si Ere Ni Moscow" meaning we are not here to play.  I am sure; Memo is confused on why I have not asked her out yet. If only she knew, I am not keen nor attracted to her. By the way, my heart doesn't race while we are together. So kini big deal?

Earlier this year, I and Memo with a couple of friends were opportuned to be at a gathering. Then, that Issue we were avoiding came up. Boyfriend&Girlfriend. Who had, who didn't, We discussed at length, Yet the more we engaged in it, the more it became Interesting. All along, Memo didn't utter a word. She participated by Giggling, Laughing & She Periodically gave a Nod at what others had to share. I noticed it, Tega noticed it too. Just as he was about to ask, we both asked her simultaneously; "Memo, What about your Boyfriend?" She Responded Defensively: "I have a Boyfriend" she said, with a sheepish look and a Slight Smile on her Left face & cheek. Then I fired back that we were not asking her out, neither were we interested in doing so. We only inquired to know her status innocently. Speaking about Status, her Face Book profile stated "Single but Not Searching". Yet she had a boyfriend right? I was waiting for the day to nail her and the faithful Day Came.

A Friend to a Friend of hers introduced a product for guys which she sells to Memo, Urging her to buy for her boyfriend. Memo's response was that she had a boyfriend but technically, she was single at 'HEART'. .......Egbami! (Please Deliver Me). This is getting serious right? Well that Friend happens to be my friend too and we were gisting when. Memo's matter came up. I contacted memo later and she affirmed the statement not without calling my Informant *Amebo*... But who cares anyway?  I asked her why? And she gave numerous explanations that she has a boyfriend no doubt, but her heart is not into it.....I was stunned but I recovered swiftly. After all, 'What a man can do, a woman can do better'. Why Memo decided to make the guy believe they were dating, yet in her heart she is *SINGLE*, I don't know and cannot comprehend. Yet the question is this, Why not let go of the Guy if you are not fully into it?  Events might unfold for part 2 of MEMO………………

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